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Bio-Enzyme Laundry Detergent (Free & Clear)
Dirty Labs uses sophisticated bio-enzyme technology (Phytolase) to break down stains at a molecular level without harsh chemicals. It is one of the few non-toxic detergents that consistently outperforms traditional heavy-duty detergents in clinical cleaning tests.
Quality & Materials
Features Phytolase, a proprietary enzyme blend. Uses bio-based surfactants derived from sugar and coconut. Free from all EU-listed allergens.
Evidence & Testing
EPA Safer Choice certified. Rigorously tested for biodegradability and aquatic toxicity. Clinical results show parity with market leaders on mud, grass, and sebum.
Brand Transparency
Transparent about enzyme sourcing and the use of 'green chemistry' principles. Full SDS available for review.
Value Assessment
Higher upfront cost, but the 2-capful dose (8.6ml) provides 75 loads per small bottle, reducing plastic waste and shipping emissions.
Why Not Alternatives?
Most eco-detergents rely on simple surfactants that struggle with protein or oil stains; Dirty Labs uses targeted enzymes that allow for a ultra-concentrated, biodegradable formula that actually works in cold water.
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